The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

America's finest news source.

6.1 /10 245 votes
May 31, 2008 1h 30m Released

Storyline

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Key Information

Director Tom Kuntz
Writers Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Studio The Onion
Rating 6.1/10
Language EN

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Cast & Crew

Len Cariou

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Don McManus

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Frequently Asked Questions

The Onion Movie was released on May 31, 2008.

The runtime of The Onion Movie is 1h 30m.

The Onion Movie is a Comedy movie.

The Onion Movie has a rating of 6.1 out of 10 on TMDB.

The Onion Movie is available to watch. Check streaming platforms and theaters near you.

The Onion Movie was directed by Tom Kuntz.

The main cast of The Onion Movie includes Len Cariou, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin.

The Onion Movie is originally in English.