Storyline

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Key Information

Director Richard Griffin
Writers Sandeep Parikh, Richard Griffin
Studio Scorpio Film Releasing
Rating 3.5/10
Language EN
Budget $22

Cast & Crew

Patrick Pitu

Patrick Pitu

Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoff

William DeCoff

John Welles

Danielle Lozeau

Danielle Lozeau

Jennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton

Shelby St. Exxmin

Ross Kelly

Rex Van Horn

Alexandra Johnson

Female Stripper

Salvatore Marchese

Mayor Bowden

Jason Witter

Shane Starkweather

Jennifer Scharf

Keller

Donald Foley

Moe Blu

Robert Jude Buco

Club Hell Janitor

Heather Cooney

Heather Cooney

Cheery Jogger

Frequently Asked Questions

Pretty Dead Things was released on October 26, 2006.

The runtime of Pretty Dead Things is 1h 30m.

Pretty Dead Things is a Horror, Comedy movie.

Pretty Dead Things has a rating of 3.5 out of 10 on TMDB.

Pretty Dead Things is available to watch. Check streaming platforms and theaters near you.

Pretty Dead Things was directed by Richard Griffin.

The main cast of Pretty Dead Things includes Patrick Pitu, William DeCoff, Danielle Lozeau.

Pretty Dead Things is originally in English.