If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

6.3 /10 232 votes
October 10, 2025 1h 53m Released

Storyline

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Key Information

Director Mary Bronstein
Writers Mary Bronstein
Studio A24
Rating 6.3/10
Language EN
Budget $1,500,000

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Cast & Crew

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Ella Beatty

Kate

Frequently Asked Questions

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released on October 10, 2025.

The runtime of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is 1h 53m.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a Drama movie.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a rating of 6.3 out of 10 on TMDB.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available to watch. Check streaming platforms and theaters near you.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein.

The main cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You includes Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is originally in English.